We are not Champions

Today we spent three hours driving in the first wintry mix of the season. The destination was an open casting call for the Amazing Race at Champion Window, Patio and Siding. We didn't make it because we couldn't find it. Co-Pilot left the directions as home. We don't deserve to be on the Amazing Race. We will leave the Race to goths, lesbians and father/daughter teams that have issues to work out.